Tuesday, October 15, 2013

A day in the text message life.

L:  Hey sissy, whatcha doin?

M:  Thinking about stabbing someone random in the eye.  Wachewdoin?

L:  ...Running....

M:  Meh.  I'm PMSy starving.  There isn't enough food on the planet to shove into my face today.

L:  Well I have to go find the pumpkins for Matt's school project at the patch near your house.  Then we need to finish the graveyard...spider webbing is all yours.

M:  That sounds like work.  Bring food.

L:  There is still chocolate vodka in the freezer.

M:  Good enough.  I heard that cures cramps.  Somebody somewhere said that.  Probably.  I believe him.

L:  I read it on the internet...and they can't put anything on the internet that isn't true.

M:   I knew you'd know.  That's the reason we don't kick each other in the shin.

L:  Exactly.  



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